Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added
u know that picture where a lesbian was signalling to other lesbians
Time-lapse of river changing course over 28 years.
Rivers are not static entities!
You never step in the same river twice.
In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.
cap 2 just solidifies this post
things that will instantly improve any movie:
- bickering scientists
how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons
Pacific Rim was so close.
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR.
.let me tell you kids a story right now.
this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN DROPOFF NEAR TAMPA. AND MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE FISHING NEAR THE SAME PLACE. SO THIS KID HAD A TANGLED LINE AND MY DAD HELPED THE LITTLE SHIT, AND AFTERWARDS MY DAD GOES LIKE “YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE HARRY POTTER KIDS, MY DAUGHTER HAS THIS BLONDE KID O N HER LAPTOP BACKGROUND, AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND THEN MY DAD SAYS THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST CHUCKLES AND ASKS MY DAD TO CALL ME ON THE PH ONE. SO THATS HOW I TALKED TO TOM FELTON FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT SCHOOL AND HOW I LIKED THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES AND HOW I DIED FOR LIKE A LIFETIME.
AND THEN MY DAD ASKED HIM “SO YOU ARE THE HARRY POTTER KID”. AND HES LIKE “YEAH” AND THATS HOW I DIED AND MY FATHER HAD A 10 MIN CONVERSATION WITH THIS FUCKER ABOUT FISHING.
when you like someone more than they like you
- Econ professor
That awkward moment when you discover the last kinase in a signaling cascade first, so you’re stuck with names like MAP kinase kinase kinase.
figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."